I Bought a bracelet with bible characters and a charm broke. the virgin mary one. Do you think it's a sign?
Question. If Kwik Trip and Kum and Go were to merge, what would they call it? Kwik Kum or Kum Kwik?
oh my god. i just found my camera... on top of the bush outside of my house. never let me drink everclear again
my vagina has been out of service for wayy too long... this semester needs to start like right now
Is it bad that my only regret is fucking on the bathroom floor and not the sink?
btw im making up a story about these stitches..... i think a hockey stick to the face sounds better then i fell up the stairs
she made sit in a corner, drink nothing but water and told me she was worried about me because i picked up an irish guy at a taxi rank. says the girl who invented tequila night and fucked a guy in a park across the street from a sweet sixteenth.
Currently doing my walk of shame down a floating dock. No more guys who live on a boat EVER AGAIN
She pulled up to the bar in a limo, wasted, and alone. Gets out, shrugs and slurs "I couldn't find a cab" and proceeds to take a shot.
I'm in love.
Just wiped the ashes off my forehead before he came over to have sex. Definitely going to hell.
I was going to be upset with you on moral grounds but then i realized free chocolate was involved
I need to learn how to not be a fucking liability
I walked in on him fucking her whilst she ate skittles. I saw things no one should see, but I did get your bra back. You owe me.
Jungle juice breakfast? No? Ok.
I don't know what else to tell you.. just listen to some taylor swift and you'll know what to do in the morning
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