I boned her and wore a Freddy mask once. It was pretty lol
I just heard a girl say "We can't go that way, it is a one way street." She was on foot...Nothing worse than girl from the midwest that move to NY to "live out their dream" -the dream of living in a rat and roach infested 200sqft for $2k a month, and get fucked by some recent Ithaca college frat grad...
Opportunity cost of getting to econ after a night on the town > marginal benefit of attending class
Its not christmas eve unless I give him head. I wont take no for an answer
did you come by the house last night? I found a half eaten corn dog in the mail box.
I always have trouble explaining my life decisions to people over the age of 30.
I fucked a 6'7 Danish man. In the ocean. At 5am. Greetings from Florida!
I'm over this relationship. I'm just going to get drunk all day, wake up in a puddle of my own vomit again, and go on with my life
Her fucking playlist had randy newman on it. It was like woody was watching the whole time.
I also witnessed that same parrot perched on the head of a man grinding with a girl.
Interesting. As a girl I don't know how okay I would be with that.
She seemed pretty into it.
I just want to nap and funnel a bottle of wine in a cute dress
I was so drunk last night I couldn't see faces, only from the shoulders down.
Easy. Go to walmart, buy a bag of charcoal. everyone gets a present and it's cheap.
Had the weirdest dream last night. If you're ever in Texas, do not come over with a 12 pack as a bribe and ask for a threeway between you, me, and my TA. I will take the beer though.
Are you going to regret this?
No I do t think so
Ok then he can enter the holy dorm temple.
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