Mel Gibson is dating a 24 year old
You're not Mel Gibson and I'm not 24.
I think you came in my ear last night and I had to pick it out infront of my kids in class today
And secondly i just said i'd pay ten dollars to have sex with you
how many days can you live off of Vicodin and frosty?? im going on 4 days......
tan lines, throwing up everclear on the beach, doing lifeguards, tequila...summer.
As it turns out, strippers don't accept checks.
Totally forgot this... How weird was it when they were licking our faces
But besides the pee thing, he sounds like a nice guy.
There are only families here. I'm at the bar alone double fisting drinks. You cannot get any more approachable than I am now.
It's amazing I mean I blew that senator just for him to deny me marriage.... Politics suck and he swallowed!
I got really high and googled the history of Amish people for like an hour.
But I do know they give away thousands and thousands in booze
My liver has a boner
he said he'd buy me TWO burritos if I took my shirt off
I can't stop drooling did you spike my drink?
Uh I almost got the bride to go down on me. I'm the smoothest maid of honor ever.
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