I haven't seen Daniella all day...are you sure she was safe going home with that guy?
oh don't worry! i asked him if he was a rapist. he said no
dude im shwasted, kabul is not the best place for this
She was so wet my fingers were literally pruney when I got done with her
They are baked and once again have spent the last 45 mins talking about opening up a world wide business called "pickle on a stick"
side note. good thing you didn't come to drunk breakfast. we were judged by children.
Although last time you were unsure about someone they flipped a golf cart on me.
some crying dude holding an empty fifth of burnetts just showed up at our door and asked 'do i live here?'
Friends bring friends secret work margaritas. my pink water bottle is in the cupboard
I just broke a sweat shaving my own vagina. Something has got to change.
hung over. covered in somebodies makeup. and ready to drink.
you came out with your cock in between the legs of a balloon animal. Maybe she'll think you have a sense of humor.
What kind of balloon animal was it?
Someday, but I will be heavily drugged and there will be no dolphins.
I think my staff loses a little bit of respect for me every time you're in town. I may have to puke at work ...again.
Is it weird to befriend your older alcoholic landlords?
If dispatch calls for us tell them I'm having a significant emotional event in the restroom
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