We just made mixed drinks in the bathroom of burger king. This is sad.
she broke up with me using backstreet boy lyrics
you deserved it if you knew it was backstreet boys.
There are some college kids out at 4 in the morning dragging each other on a sled behind a bike. its too entertaining to call the cops
the spit in my mouth is still 99% not mine.
this kid is using one arm to help his buddy with a keg stand, and the other arm to hold up the chick he's making out with.
Let's play a little game of "Last Night Never Happened"
I need a Xanax. A Veggie Delight. And exhibition style sex.
i just remember explaining why my socks were better than everyone elses.
Just had Jager bombs for breakfast with her roommate... I do not regret this newfound lesbianism.
Drink for every country you've never heard of.
Fuuuuuuuuuck
You're lucky I'm tired or I'd take a pic of me mounting a reindeer yard decoration
Mashed potatoes are always the fuckin answer ok.
I don't want to go back to the suburbs. Being drunk in public isn't ok and theres too many children. Don't make me.
Your parents are gone and we haven't fucked in their bed... why?
Anyhow. He gives me orgasms and cuddles and buys me dinner and alcohol. Ill keep him around and cross that other girl bridge when we get there ha ha
Randomize
