Im listening to a jazz version of dick in a box.
The world needs more lipstick lesbians, if anything.
my boobs just fell out on the dance floor. my wedding is totally beating your wedding
What is the pluralization of human? I just got humen rejected, and I am going completely blank...
He walked me home last night across campus while i fed him pasta out of a solo cup at 3 am.
So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
Totally using formspring as an incognito way of making sure that girl from last night wasn't jailbait.
It went alright, nothing too special, just got threatened with a knife by our server.
Most violent shit of my life. New Years resolution of eating better is already kicking me in the face.
I just wish I could congratulate your tits on how much I love seeing them
You do realize how pathetic it is when the woman who does your bikini waxes has seen your vagina more than I have
My vagina feels like it's been kissed by angels.
Summer bikini season begins today. I hereby declare the commencement of the 2013 HUNT FOR CUNT.
Is drinking before noon still a bad idea if you invent an amazing cocktail?
I'll be honest, this year's Vegas trip will be nothing short of disappointing if there's no repeat of the angry ménage a trios in a closet.
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