yeah i was sneaking up to her room and on the way i saw a picture of her and left
I'm pretty sure my roommate has taken plan B more times than i've had sex. Not sure how that makes me feel.
Well, I guess that settles the question of how thick the walls are in my building.
We were playing flip cup on the nice dining room table. Losing team had to shamwow the table in between rounds
walkin around the woods blazed, drawing pictures of trees and plants, i get a grade for this
You blacked out and walked in on my neighbor breast feeding at 3am yelling "where is my best friend". I think we should go apologize.
All I want is for every tall lanky young guy who is reading in a Starbucks to go balls deep in me. That's all.
Yea he called the cop officer fonzarelli and asked him if he was mad because happy days was off the air. Boom, beaten and arrested
I'm scared to see what happens if we keep winning like this. I don't think there enough livers for every one after the season is over.
It's like you know you got fucjed up when you wake up and check fir your own pulse
I stole us four large rolls of toilet paper from the hotel carts. I feel like the breadwinner in this relationship
I hooked up with a guy named Quan.. I literally hit the Quan
I'm "drunk text both siblings" drunk.
Sometimes I just take my boobs out of my shirt so they can get some fresh air
So it turns out high me is very efficient. I set 5 alarms to remind me to do things, i made mac and cheese, and i wrote a poem. I'm going places.
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