All I remember is yelling at him to admit he liked Bon Jovi, then accusing him of giving love a bad name.
Everything gets a little fuzzy after the flats of jello shots, but I do have a vague recollection of being at the top of a large human pyramid
Apparently I blacked out and pissed all over the sliding glass door from the inside, as everyone watched from the outside helplessly....
I may or may not go. send a pic of a nipple so I know how much fun you're having
Hahaha it was a great moment in my life. This must be what post child birth feels like, given you don't get a combined asshole/ vagina
I'm sitting on the toilet just to avoid my bosses look of disapproval
When / where did the additional couches appear?
Additional?
James brought one with him when he showed up. Theres still 2 outside and according to facebook, at least one more burned up.
legit question. can i put a condom down our garbage disposal? my rents are coming over in 20
Do you want the fat one with an ok face or the skinny ugly one?
It doesn't matter as long as our shame is in tandem.
Do drug dealers work on Memorial Day?
I wore heels to a golf store in hopes of getting laid. I've hit a new all time low.
Well that was the first and last time I've had to write "divorce party" on a request time off form. I'm throwing it for my mom. What is my life turning into.
Got baptized for New Years. In champagne and cheap vodka.
I sharted in court today and had to sit on it for about three and a half hours.
I can get weed and taco bell delivered but frozen peas and a loaf of bread are just too scarce, what the hell is wrong with people?
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