you should just get pregnant. that way you don't need to decide on a career.
every time I worry about a career mistake, I remember Michelle Pfeiffer did Grease 2.
my car smells like vomit and bananas. this can't really be my life.
please tell me why my pillow is wearing your thong...
...i wondered where i left that...
At least you get to smell pizza at your job. I just smell despair all day long.
We watched scrubs, then I got a shower blowjob which led to shower sex and the living room floor sex. Now she's baking cookies. I may not be studying, but I'm doing something right.
Ever wonder what all the drugs you've ever done would look like put together?
Heaven. . It would look like heaven
Blood everywhere...karaoke was nice
Idk what was more embarassing, seeing her face when I finished, or seeing her roomates faces thru the door..
Clearly I was drunk when I met them I gave them a muffin. But they sure remembered me
Stay positive! You think people like sad vaginas? NO! You'll get some!
I am watching xfiles and eating microwaved cookiedough, and I see nothing wrong with it.
Found a trail of Taco Bell hot sauce packets through the garage to our back door and cheese in my bra. I'll say it was a successful Sunday Funday.
You don't know the capacity of my vagina
Remind me to tell you: When threeways go awry, my MLK weekend story.
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