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Wipe that smile off your face.
bitch so ugly she owes me an erection
they were just spraying pledge on themselves and calling it lemon cologne.
Thank God. You really dodged a small penis there.
he had his head down and said he was listening for the buffalo, he had to still be drunk.
Leaving ole miss girls house to go to the stripper girls house. Why did it take losing my job to start getting laid all the damn time?
He cut part of his finger off. It was a consolation blow job.
Tequila me may have very bluntly told him that I wanted to touch his abs.
We fucked in my trunk while on the clock....what did you do at work today?
No...this little piggys going to the bar
Cute boy and deffffff wearing a HS shirt. I am getting too old to be inaccurate.
Dude, you got arrested and then texted 911 to tell them you'd been kidnapped with a screenshot of your current location.
Every time I try to do something productive I end up searching ghost porn.
Holding your hair back while you puked wasn't a choice. I was handcuffed to you.
My history professo slid into my DMs. Granted I did give him “fuck me” eyes during a lecture a few times.
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