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Proposition. Sex. No words, no talking about it later. I just want you tonight.

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(289): View more from Ontario

I felt weird they were both staring at me waiting for the scoop on how your vagina felt.

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It's sore actually

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(248): View more from Michigan

When i look at that picture of him, i'm a little proud to be like yeah, his dick was in my mouth saturday no big deal.

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(860): View more from Connecticut

I wrote and sealed my mom's mothers day card last night while intoxicated.. should i put it in the maibox

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without a question

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(709): View more from Newfndlnd, Labradr

It was like having sex with a donkey. Everytime she got close she would kick me.

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(970): View more from Colorado

I just made a steamroller out of a christmas ornament. I feel so festive.

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(513): View more from Ohio

Ya well my good-girl image was pretty much blown when he found out I'm going to jail soon.

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(408): View more from California

Other than unclothed paranormal encounters, how has your day been

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(609): View more from New Jersey

After the "sex" was over I dressed as quickly as possible. And then he came over to me stark naked and embraced me. For over a minute. And all I could think was please get your penis off my dress.

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