is it bad that the cashier at chick-fil-a shouted "see you tomorrow!" as i drove away?
stayed up until 6am doing my presentation on buddhist art and the practice of chanting. took shots. did drugs. the powerpoint now includes a sesame street style game (with chicken/puppy clip art), an xzibit music video (and quotes about section eight and eating steaks), and a reference to a german metal band (universe). this is going to be the best presentation ever
I didn't think it was possible but there may actually be TOO MANY pictures of me tagged shotgunning.
Its so hard looking at my mom and pretending I'm not dying a slow death of binge drinking
Looking for things to spread butter on. Found men's briefs in garbage can. Lost insurance card. Summer has finally arrived
What can I say? I like my food like I like my women, not entirely fucked by our contemporary world.
That point of drunk where you're in a bar bathroom and you're like "F*ck you bra! I'm not taking your sh*t anymore! and you take it off and throw it in a trashcan.
you are dancing on the line between undergrad and alcoholic.
You keep making the old jokes & I'm gonna come down with a sudden case of low-estrogen related vaginal dryness..
Well I just saw a fully naked man doing a headstand in a cooler of ice water.
have fuck
*fun
actually forget it have a fuck too it'll do you good
Interesting, I was always told to run away from crazy, but you seem to think we should run towards them dick first.
He is 6'5, went to a Christian school and he's a violinist....I'm going to fuck the jesus right out of him.
Never joke about your clitoris.
Yup we found her. The bouncer was carrying her out
Randomize
