Come with me and I'll find you a girl. What's your type?
Vagina
he called me a worthless slut and then went 2 the bathroom 2 pee on the floor before leavin. but he was really hot and he left his jacket, should i call him?
girl in front of me in lecture is looking up on ask.com about chlamydia.
is she serious with that outfit? Why doesnt she just paste a for sale sign on her boobs?
dressing as green man for st patrick's day = free drinks all night long
I made a game called come to class high and eat nachos.
the bartender cut u off when u asked him for his screename so u could IM him later
I just want to steal his innocence through his penis. I really do.
Smoked a topless bowl this morning. For International Women's Day. Quite liberating.
I distinctly remember calling the anesthesiologist a "sneaky little bastard" directly to his face
I'm not having the "why are your fucking my daughter" talk and the "your a drug addict" talk with your mom tonight.
The band last night was really good
That was definitely karaoke. Guess that answers my follow up question on how drunk you were.
Dear God, please let me get my period. And if this one is fiercer than usual I completely understand.
In the morning when you read your texts, just fyi you showed up at my house drunk off your ass and shoe less and demanded I go to the bar. You need Jesus.
I'm sorry, I'm tired, I can't play long distance cockblock anymore. Good night don't get too pregnant.
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