You can't motorboat a personality
So yes it WAS her period, NOT a nose bleed.
I promise you 4 toothbrushes taped together and lube does not do the trick
no guy is ever going to take you seriously as a potential marriage prospect unless you learn to swallow
She took a picture of me when she thought I was sleeping. I don't know whether to be amused or scared.
No one understands that once a girl pours a handle of smirnoff all over herself, clearly she is wasted
I think I'm in love. He's everything I ever wanted for myself, just with a lot more drugs.
So we reenacted men's olympic skeet shooting using roman candles and flattened beer cans. That's all
finding an unopened condom on the ground can really change your outlook on the night
seriously though if NH has the largest penis size... the rest of America must be very disappointed.
Ims textiofg thsi woht my noes bcuz my hansd aer stli handcuffde to teh bedfrme. Help me
I just spent 100$ at a sex shop to make myself feel better. And I signed you up to win 200$ so if you win, it's mine. And yes I'm serious.
My liver has officially said "fuck this shit" and escaped from my body.
A true gentleman never tells. But yes, I did indeed get laid last night
Nothing like having a family watch you dry heave at the end of the dock
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