Worst sexual experience IN MY LIFE. And now i know why it makes jesus cry.
Walk of shame was bad enough, but farting with each step as I walked past his roommates was just not cosmically fair.
So high. I just took a picture of my chewed gum so I can remember to paint a picture of it as a cloud later.
Get everyone out of their dorms and watch 3 girls do the walk of shame from my room.
I cannot even. Taco bell reception. Beers. New friends from Georgia.
I get off at the next exit which doesn't have a shoulder, a guy is riding my ass so I cant stop. I think I got as much puke on his car as on mine.
i'm in that phase where i'll swallow anything except food
How bad is it if you swallow a really small piece of glass? Be optimistic if possible I'm anxious about it.
i'm scootering my little heart out so i'm not late for a weed pickup. this is the meaning of adolescence
he shit on the floor last night i'm not venturing down there
this makes me concerned. not enough to actually do anything about it, but yeah.
You -do- realize there are other things to talk about than just how different parts of you smell like pussy, right?
Do normal couples celebrate occasions naked with Chicken McNuggets and BBQ sauce?
He said he loved me more than Kel loves orange soda
the result of growing up in the '90's
I just threw up on the way to class. Legit, on the sidewalk by psych building.
THAT WAS YOU? Psych prof just pointed out the window and said "that kids, is why you don't pregame before class"
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