Please tell me its not ok to love a 17 year old....no matter how hot he is and how sexy his eyebrow ring is oh lord
Come in. Grab a controller and a beer. We've got some Madden to beat.
You're the best girlfriend ever.
i think i want to fuck a midget just to see how difficult it would be
you really dont want me to drink and drive. you saw what i did to my face and that was only from walking
I would have to gauge my vagina to make it fit.
I'm pretty sure whiskey overrules bulimia in the eyes of Texas boys
I'm drinking wine alone, eating leftovers, and cleaning my sex toys. For the love of god, do not graduate.
I rolled over and my thoughts became words and I said "oh fuck not you again" he didn't think that was too kind and asked me to leave
Germany has fetish clubs for everything. We are going to Germany. Germany is our friend.
Okay, I just got to our real hotel and the YMCA may have been a better choice. A man w/ no shirt on
I'm not the one who gave a guy that lives next door to my grandmother a blowjob in a pub bathroom in Ireland, you have no room to judge.
What is the acceptable way to offer a trade of sex for a few hours of body heat?
I was pretty sure he wouldn't be into me after I fucked his brother, and then his best friend, and yet, here I am doing lines off his stomach
We've been here for 9 days, so of course I am high at my in-laws' house.
There is a baby in my apartment. What the fuck happened last night?
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