i only hope i can top last weeks sext session
Maybe if you date her you can take a dump on her
The cab driver referred to me as his little gumdrop, im sure he won't feel the same when he sees the vomit all over his floor.
she wanted to watch hairspray while we fucked. she's obviously your kinda girl, dude.
since you saved your number in my phone as "the hot chick you met last Friday" I don't know who you are either
My vagina can tell he is in a metal band. I dont know if I can sit down.
If i want her back i know all i have to do is sleep with a specific handful of her closest friends. That method is tried and true.
if memory serves, the guy you were hooking up with said he was a slutty skittle.
I just want to be naked all the time but not in a sexual, come-hither and look at my ass sort of way. In a slightly chubby yet not ashamed way as I eat Taco Bell and lay on soft fuzzy blankets.
It's gay softball weekend. Lots of hot gay strangers to go home with.
By the way, do you realize that you asked me how much you could get for your eggs last night. And once you learned the price said that you had plenty to share.
If you need anything just hit me up
Pancakes
Noted.
When was the last time you wore pants?
Time is relative.
And pants are optional.
I'm just imagining Oprah like "you're popping a boner, and you're popping a boner...EVERYONE IS POPPING A BONER"
You've had it in your mouth, how have you not seen it?
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