Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
She's hot, in a Megan Fox with Down's Syndrome kinda way. Like, she'd win Miss Deliverance Pageant
At least she's the hottest one. Oh well, it's all about stats
i think im having one of those erections lasting four or more hours
the girl next to me in class just threw up in a waterbottle during our exam.
He wrote my name on his dick, took a picture and then said "this has your name written all over it!"
someone just puked in the library. they put up caution tape. i totally underestimated finals week.
I just peed on my pajamas. Its gonna be a long night. Don't forget the cookies.
i caught him jerking off, doing his SAT Prep. forever alone.
Just spent the last 5 minutes laughing at my epipen. i think i'm too high.
I'm currently making some changes in my life. If you don't hear from me anymore, then you're probably one of them. Or I'm dead.
I mean two cocks this time. Trust me, I'm not gonna pull the same stunts as last time in this situation
My gynaecologist hit my g-spot today by accident and for some reason I went "at least someone found it" VERY AWKWARD
6 pack came off in the shower. Sharpie is not forever.
ARTHUR IS ON FUCKING NETFLIX THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
He was talking about his friends deceased ferret and I still managed to orgasm.
Now THAT is dedication!
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