Yeah he kicked my ass... He probably wouldnt have hit me as hard though if I wasnt lauging and yelling " I fucked your sister I fucked your sister" over and over again.
I didn't think it was possible, but that girl next door is even louder when drunk.
The used rubbers I threw behind her bed all semester must have landed on the baseboard heater. They went up in smoke when she turned on the heat last night.
Good point, clearly my love of penis contributed to my torn knee ligament.
Well at one point he got ahold of my archery gear.. And I. Shit. You. Not. Sarah took an arrow to the knee.
He ran around the party with a broken foot/ankle with a gallon of Malibu yelling "it must rain coconut"
Don't feel sorry for me. I'm getting Red Lobster and sex tonight. Nothing can bring me too far down.
I think it really helped to be hungover at accepted students day. it gave me a good feel for how it would be everyday if I go there.
I'll never get why we had to sing the entire full house theme to the cab driver.... never drinking rum again.
I slipped in the shower today and broke my lighter..
Literally sitting on my bed in the dark trying not to throw up
bitch i am allowed to be rude i just fought cold hard porcelain with my face
I've seen too many dicks in the past week. I can't do it anymore.
If you fuck up my birthday by dying I will kick your fucking corpse.
I wanted to say "you're a souless cunt" but in a nice way. So I added a smiley face.
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