it was average length and chubby
so kinda like him?
now i'm wondering if all guys are shaped like their penis...
you scanned your fake to get into the dorm last night and when the lady told you it was the wrong card you looked at her and said this is who i am thursday night
I'm telling you the guy came in bought a box of condoms and all three of the chicks that came in behind him followed him to his car. I want his life
once you get past the part where you think youre gonna die, its the most amazing drug ive ever experienced.
He made me a period mix..should I back out now?
The only thing that made me get out of bed this morning was knowing that tonight, I don't plan on remembering what happened today
Dude, I need a lifestyle change. I'm to old to be making out with chicks in foam parties, letting older chicks get all excited because I let them put their hands up my shirt, and running around doing scavenger hunts with 18 yr old chicks.
Took "drink until he's cute" to a whole new level last night...
Her rack rivals that of the deer I shot last season. You need to get after that.
oh my god I have a fantastic druncle story to tell you. It involves a burrito, a meltdown and a bear
The burrito and meltdown are standard, but I'm intrigued by the bear
Post breakup Disney World may be my best idea ever! Tinkerbell just grabbed my dick and gave me a kiss! This really is the happiest place on earth!
The selfie stick gets 5 stars bc it really added a fun element to my sex tape
I just wish the first erections of my life didn't take place at a dentists office but hey whatever I turned out alright
I may have interrupted sex but im bringing them both to McDonalds. Am I not the greatest older sister ever?
sometime during the night he found me in the empty hotttub singing marvins room in only my bra.
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