we're blogging at a bar
So I just went home and made my own spanx by cutting the legs off of a pair of nylons. I'm either a genius or missed my calling to live in a trailer park.
If its called oral, why is it so hard to talk?
He told me he could read braille... with his tongue. So I took him home. I don't think he was lying
Last day of classes. 1st day attending every class. I'm proud of myself
when i spit it made a heart shape. i think it's a sign
So I'm seriously debating forwarding these sexts to his horse faced new gf including the ones that say he still loves me... but I still need his check to clear... decisions decisions
I need a therapist, but moreover we are going to be really drunk.
you smell like cheap hookers & chicken nuggets.
Woke up with an e-cig stuck in my asshole. Explain.
I feel like a sex bomb and I need to go explode on somebody
I haven't had an orgasm since 2014. So you cam see why I'm having a bad year.
It is such a beautiful day to not be arrested
i'm drinking soco out of a mickey mouse cup right now. i love it when college and my childhood meet in the middle.
If you left your bike out in front, I just watched some dude steal it.
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