No, we're smoking outside. We're hot boxing the world.
We're having the conversation about what happened last night, all we can come up with is that we came home, drank two litres of lemonade, I took one of her seizure pills and we fell asleep with sabrina the teenage witch on
Jus posted an album so big that it takes my manhood into question
I love having a vagina, its like having the keys to a city
We sat on the porch laughing about hilarious the sunrise was. And that we can do drugs again in the morning, thank god
he's paying for my abortion by participating in an alcohol study. dont try to tell me we wouldn't be classy parents
I've friend zoned this boy hard. I made him change my nipple rings before he went home.
You're a waste of cheezeits
When you licked the fourth stranger's cheek the bar tender pretty much ordered us to get you out.
I was alternating between saying "yall need Jesus" and "God bless" the entire night
Giant stained glass jesus is judging my black pleather pants
My vibrator turned on under my pillow when I was taking a nap this morning... I nearly shit my pants.
I woke up on the damn lawn again...it's not even summer yet
Dude my cat is eating sugar cookies with me. No joke. My cat likes cookies.
Did we go to Florida? My missing thong and DL just arrived in the mail. Return address was Tampa.
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