She said she couldnt do it today but shed make it up to me next week
stick it in her butt and if she asks, say that thats what you thought she meant
i havent had this much fun since the last time i farted and it created a boner.
We woke up, fucked, and shared a piece of my sister's first communion cake for breakfast.
And you thought you were going to hell last weekend.
I now realize that they made gum to take the taste of dick out of your mouth.
honestly I asked the same thing when we had our slip n slide and margarita party
We were all drunk for the whole flight. Steve doesn't even remember the cab ride to the airport. At 6am. Says he "blacked back in" at security.
Naked Twister starts at high noon
You kept showing the cop the bruises on the bottoms of your feet and claiming you were a medical mystery.
The last thing I remember is singing hotel California with a hobo and asking every bald man I saw if I could touch his head.
I've entered the world of uncircumcised penises. It's disgusting.
Yeah but you let me touch your butt. You're clearly the winner.
I just had a guy ask me if his "jewelry downstairs" would set off the metal detector.
After last night I am convinced that you are the human embodiment of alcoholism and bad decisions.
Nothing says happy Monday quite like coffee and oral sex.
That 2-CB was ass.
You mean the asprin cut with pez?
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