Anything crazier than usual happen? I woke up in a stairway with my cock out.
This situation is one cop call away from being a Lifetime movie.
Hey Operation Dumbo Drop... FYI, when you select your date this evening, our doorway is 3'x7'
he sent me a winky sad face. i cannot deal this level of pathetically needy flirtatiousness.
You never did explain why you were in wal-mart with a wok full of popcorn.
I smell like fire and strippers. Successful sunday funday.
He cheated on me in real life. I can cheat at words with friends.
Well, I'm at the grocery store wondering whether I exist or not.
He had a joint rolled for us when he picked me up. It's how ASU does romance
When i like your selfie it means one of two things. 1. thats a nice photo, friend. OR 2. I wanna bend you over a table. But youll never know.
But wait then while giving his drive thru order he goes in mid sentence, "Hey baby it's Travis remember me?"
Like how hard is it to come up to me with chocolate and wine and say "hey, you're beautiful. Wanna marathon Doctor Who in sweatpants?" Hell yes!
So I just went to clothing optional bar
you ate an entire watermelon by using a CD as a spoon, then proceeded to chuck the leftovers at some dudes car...
Is that strawberry winking at me??
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