the last time I saw her she was leaving the mens bathroom and club rush with her dress inside out. typical tease.
I'm at his house. He has VELCRO shoes. I'm too desperate to leave...I may need help in thee life dept
it's not the walk of shame if you do it in cowboy boots.
He's on drugs...like drugs for horses.
she just made a shot glass out of magazine paper. I love her.
I could feel myself puking on my feet but it was so warm i didnt even care.
Just saw a woman in a hospital gown with a Steelers jersey on top smoking a cigarette while hooked up to an IV outside of the hospital. I love Pittsburgh.
Going to have to start putting down newspaper if puking the bed is going to be a habit
i should teach a seminar on how to fall off the wagon
He's dressed as a power ranger handing out cocaine
I was just too high to be in rapids man. I just screamed for the entire time I was jostling about.
Btw. Being a stripper for a week without anyone knowing to pay off my school loan is no longer in my agenda.
"Where are you? Where are my keys? What is this guys name again? Why am I wearing two pairs of your pants?"
Should I be scared that after we hooked up she took antibiotics with Sailor Jerry's?!
Had sex outside for the third time last night. Mosquito bites all over my ass, and i think i have a rash on my nipples. When will i learn.
Just wait till winter
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