I just had the ultimate walk of shame. I'm barefoot, in his gym short with vomit in my hair and I walked half a mile through campus. At noon. Thanks for picking up ur phone
He made me pinky-promise that he gave me an orgasm.
If I had a nickel for every time my parents threatened to stop paying tuition I would be a very rich man. Rich enough to pay my own tuition.
Kinda wish I banged him. I need the exercise.
there is way too much butter on my body for this to be okay
some bitch filled my sink with salsa.
lit a joint with my parents wedding matches today, this is what happens when you're out of lighter fluid. didnt even feel guilty.
They wouldn't let me hang out the sun roof and sing apple bottom jeans in the drive thru of hardee's i think i no longer like these ppl
oh come on since when have relationships been boundary lines for us
fair point
I really feel like I should slow down on the getting hammered. I told a bartender on "Taco Tuesday" that a $3 margarita was too expensive. And proceeded to have a $70 tab.
Uhh I just had to break up with a guy who I didn't even know I was dating...
Nothing like a near-death experience to start off your Thanksgiving...
WHY IS THERE A GOLD FISH IN MY BONG??
just blew him in the library. I am a classy dame
don't worry, i'll dog sit again, the barking made the sex better, its like he was cheering for us, we were just THAT good.
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