You just took 4 shots. 2 of them were maple syrup.
i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
he just kept going up to random asian girls and yelling at them for breaking up the beatles
you went to subway and got pissed when they refused to deep fry your sub
dude all you wanted to do was sleep under a bridge
I can trace it back to that drunken night where we peed on each other in the shower.
You did a line of free coke with an obese Slovenian unlicensed cab driver in the toilets of the most questionable strip club in the country. New low man.
When you put it like that, I'm inclined to agree.
Just be happy that you're the pretty friend. Otherwise you would have had to walk home alone, like me.
you closed your eyes and pointed to a cupboard..there was vodka on the top shelf. your sixth sense is amazing. plus, we convinced the foreign kid you're a booze whisperer
Yet he continued to eat cereal out of the glove compartment in my car.
DROP EVERYTHING! Gatta go get tested for herpes, lets make an adventure out of it.
He just stays over and makes naked pancakes in the morning
Ah you cut my boxers off with scissors, we're way past introductions
The best part of being a lesbian? If I'm late for work at a hookup's place I can use her make up and peace out. Well and all the sex of course.
there are LEGIT cum stains on my ceilling. ON THE CEILLING!! you tell me how the relationship was.
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