she added me on facebook and her celebrity doppelganger is rosie odonnel. FUCK
Why hello there Olivia! How are you today on this fine and most wonderful morning full of magic and adventure and awesomeness?
Someone just got laid.
You know i think she's just using me for sex
I hate you.
Also, never say you're cool with a threesome if they ask. That shit's a trap.
You need to stop blackout tweeting at him to have sex with you on the roof of your dorm. He doesn't even have a twitter.
I just entered us to win a trip to Vegas for spring break. GET YOUR VAGINA READY FOR THE ULTIMATE DICK HUNT!
You dont lie about slip and slides
We were so hungover we fell asleep in Goodyear waiting for them to fix her car. At 4 in the afternoon on a Sunday. The workers apparently didnt want to vacuum because they didn't want to wake us.
I did the walk of shame this morning and his mom hugged me in the driveway
I'm watching porn in spanish. Thats studying right?
I lost the right to judge tonight
lmao he sent me a snapped but i'm afraid to open.
i think i have dick pic PTSD.
Eaten today: granola bar, pumpkin donut, and fritos. Oh, college nutrition.
my life is like one bad, slutty lifetime movie.
Everybody at Lexi's party found out I'm both a screamer and a moaner after he ate me out on the pool table downstairs. Just another sunday night in Alaska
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