What do you do when the person in the stall next to you says they're jealous?
Fact: Godrick looks like David Archuleta
yeah but it's new years. they should arrest people for being sober that day.
WHY are the edges of my bra charred???
YOUR BALLS CAME OUT. DONT CALL ME A SHITSHOW.
Our relationship is representative of a cognitive bias that leads to bad decision making and misplacement of resources. So should we pick up some whiskey tomorrow?
My brother didnt wanna sleep with her because she was my friend. Did I miss the memo where we're not supposed to be fucking each others friends? Oh well too late.
Andy was trying to screw his door shut from the inside so no one could get in.
just for future reference, lake water is NOT mix for hard stuff. nor is it an adequate substitute.
It just makes me feel nauseous. And I don't want to feel nauseous when all I really want is to get off.
He says I vaguely mumbled happy New year, kissed him, threw up and then went back to sleep.
you dont know your limits until you wake up with a black eye and a bruised rib and find out you got ran over by a bicycle last night
Yeah. I woke up in an awkward three way spoon with him and his sister. Tequila!
The dysfunction is strong in this one.
By the way can you translate "sorry, she played you bruh" to Spanish? Some Hispanic guy who spoke absolutely no English callled me last night and when I tried to tell him he had the wrong number the response was "como? No no no no...." And then click. He was gone
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