I'm going to kill the bastard that switches my hot hookups from the previous night with ugly chicks
Somewhere at this very moment, a group of drunk white girls are singing dont stop believing.
Umm I need a rain check. Long story short is I have scabies. Research it if you want. I'll tell you everything another time soon, I promise.
i just sat down and hooked up with this girl. after she left i called over another girl and did the same. this happened about four more times and i never left my chair
They high fived mid Eiffel Tower, then we all proceeded to talk about how our friendship is much stronger now. I'd say a successful first threesome.
I know your texting costs money, but I'll pay for it if you consider this. Oversized frozen jello shots. I'll buy everything needed if you approve. Let me know
She's just so happy...and so naked.
This dude has my number from April last year. Drunk me left sober me a puzzle. No confirmation of pants off business
Been in bed for 16 hours. Haven't eaten in 18 hours. Haven't pissed in almost 20 hours. Fuck you Stacey and your former reign as laziest bitch. I got the title now.
Who knows. I'd probably only get a makeout with an OTPHJ from her so the return on sexual investment from her isn't looking that great.
exhale infront of a fan. self shotgun.
He doesn't drink liquor so instead of doing a body shot off my belly button he dropped water in there and sipped it out with a straw. Look at my face: =|
Just remembered when I first started going down on him he goes "ok now I feel a little better about the broncos losing"
I just made a dick pic collage. Let me just tell you,there is no comparison to the latest!
Try sleeping with him.
Why is it that all my gay friends have that solution...
Cuz you will have an answer or have sex.
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