real busy. everything is packed. thats why we ended up at the strip club
so today in my theology class we brought up the proper way to have sex. so rough sex was said by the teacher...I said I know a girl that likes to be choked. sorry but everyone knew it was you
tolerance is too high. going on a liquor strike. ghandi style.
Dude how the fuck are we gonna get the lawnmower outta the pool?
I look like a zombie and smell like a stripper. Its gonna be a good day.
Called my ex last night, told her I wanted to bang like we use too, her fiance was in the car, I was on speaker phone. NO MORE TEQUILA!
Did she say Ok?
you know it's a good party when the fucking floor caves in. THE FUCKING FLOOR.
I can't relate, I like my boobs roaming free like a wild animal, and I occasionally let them devour small children
thanks for piggy backing me around for the rest of the night when I got too drunk to stand.
We fired a shoe out of a medieval cannon. I know not where we got either one.
I wonder if my sister will drive me around while I do bong hits in the back seat..
This is Ryan, Kristin's husband. I don't know if you meant to send that pic to me at 3am. You may want to call Kristin. Neat piercing though.
Just got drunk at the Cheesecake Factory again. Made me think of you.
That's the nicest thing anyone's ever said to me.
We've been taking shots, cranking Marilyn Manson, and eating your bacon. Your kid is probably ruined.
hey, i didnt think i could be this stupid either but you dont see ME getting all judgemental about it
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