it will be a sad day when drinking racks of keystone isnt socially acceptable anymore
That taco smell coming from your belly button was a huge turnoff
You pointed at his crotch then made a thrusting motion. I think it's safe to say every guy at my college loves you.
Well you broke that rule when you put it in your mouth.
he threw up on me, hugged my legged and then started laughing. when i asked him why, he said "it's like the sour patch kids commercials."
Wydf in so deruk i just dowwned a packet if salt waitibg for food at del taco
When did you hit me on the head with a stool?
After you bought Jesus' name tag off him at the Mexican restaurant you commenced to stumbling around the lobby showing anybody who would listen what would Jesus do.
Stop giving me tequila.
Blackout me just wants to pee on sober me's dreams. Literally.
I'll do a soapy photo shoot for you in the shower. No loofas, though. Once you get one of those caught in your nipple ring, you never go back.
I found out Naomi Campbell and I have the same birthday and I feel like that explains so much
SOS YOU NEED TO TAKE THE CANDY PANTIES OUT OF THE GLOVE COMPARTMENT BEFORE MOM TAKES MY CAR
Remember when I made fun of you when you ran out of toilet paper on your brother's birthday and had to use coffee filters? Guess what happened today
I just started talking about how noodles were so good
Shia just rubbed his beard the way I do all the time and maybe he's my soul sister. This live stream is life changing.
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