nothing tight i'm going to stuff myself with food and alchy
it seems that i get a boner from just about everything now
his electricity got shut off. i felt like a pilgrim searching for his dick.
After we hooked up, he left the room and no one has seen him since last night. That kid redefined hit it and quit it.
okay, certainly we can't screw this up, and even as I type, I know we will
my left tit made it into the crop job on your profile pic, I knew it was good for other things
I cannot take someone's straight and gay virginity in one threesome. It's just too much responsibility.
I feel like he's only with me because no one else would blow him.
My way of showing team usa support, bronze: handy silver: bj gold: home run. God, I'm patriotic
I just windexed my mirror headboard, Lets get to work.
What kind of costume was that supposed to be??
I'm an orgasm trader!
Jesus horatio Christ I forgot my mittens and am considering shoving my hands down the pants of the first semi attractive man I see
Finals drinking + forgeting you had to take your ambien because you work at 6am mid paper= drunk logic which then entails going on a "detox" run. Puking your guts put in the field house bushes while some random guy says to you "its okay. We're marching on."
I've orgasmed so many times tonight I think I've become enlightened
So you're saying that I ended up challenging a dude to Uno then proceed to punch them in the face?
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