Scratch that. Lia's boy toy's brother has a gorilla costume. This is gonna be great.
she was licking his armpits.
asian porn is just fucking weird. End of story.
new rule: i'm not touching his penis until he takes me out to dinner.
you know, if you actually abided by that rule there would be many more successful restauranteurs in ohio.
Ummm so does anybody remember me stopping to get my ear peirced last night and make an earring out of a staple? Or did I just somehow lay on this thing and ram it through my ear?
maybe these stereotypes wouldn't come up if you would stop taking body shots off another
Smoked a blunt with a girl i met at the bus stop today. What you did today is irrelevant
He's so hot and there's so much R Kelly and vodka I think I might die.
Still at home. Videotaping hamsters.
I vaguely remember a drunken mid sex pinky promise to not let it get weird.
I'm terrified that I'm going to have a baby with a guy who posts snapchat stories while ignoring my texts
Check snapchat. Selfie game still on point mid vomit.
Fuck me first. Then we can craft and watch Terminator 2.
That jawline could fucking have its way with me.
Noted. Next time you want to get fried chicken and cocaine.
Ok. That just sounds baller.
Alcohol and video games. A solid Friday night. Even before covid
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