on a scale of one to ten, how awkward would it i told him i had to go change my tampon and then left?
11
You gave him your vagina and this is what I get in return? This is bullshit!
How was dinner with ur grandparents?
I was really blazed and scared they'd catch me, so when they asked about my day I was concentrating really hard on not saying smoking that instead I honestly said "Well, I had sex on your pool table, Nana."
I just woke up and shes still asleep next to me with her vibrator inside her and on. Whats normal protocol for this situation?
Of course I'm hard in the pics. If there's a chance that these pictures will cause a scandal later in my life I at least want my dick to look it's biggest
nothing says 'im willing to leave my comfort zone for you' like letting you choke me during sex
There's puke on my pillow. I'm still wearing my wedges. And I have a cab drivers number clutched in my fist.
I think I'm done drinking. How did we end up partying at a frat house with my mom...
Did I really drink that whole bottle of Jack Daniels last night?
Heroically.
I have to have sex on a bidet. I'm not sure what kind, but it's reason #4 for an Italian vacation!
I had the most traumatic dream I've ever had just now. I ripped my dick off because a girl asked me to and spent the rest of the dream crying about my dick
When my beach tent arrives , I strongly suggest quitting our jobs and becoming homeless beach drunks
Nothing cures your heart after a boy calling you unattractive than a big fat dick
He said he’s shouting let’s get this bread the first time we have sex...
He’s very straightforward
It’s like a sexy version of those choose your own adventure books from when we were kids. No matter what you choose, there will be penis!
Randomize
