he came faster then a bring it on movie goes to dvd
i feel like an archaelogyst. im pulling apart last weeks brownies to find the weed in them
Also, I've sobered up around 5am, in Delaware. I remember making this decision, and highly regret it now.
Apparently my gaydar only works on americans. Frenchie capris has two topless chicks in our kitchen making him breakfast.
I got rejected. By another girl. At a red light. In front of seven shirtless cyclists in the middle of the night. How is that normal?!?
It was that same situation where "cuddling on the floor" was actually just code for "rough shameful hate sex" hahaha.
For context, I was hiding under the pong table mooing at everyone by that point.
I tripped while walking across the stage and while trying to pick my diploma back up my flask fell out in front of the dean
Just got a handjob from a 19 year old in front of the Parthenon. The Greek god of debauchery would be proud.
You were supposed to behave this weekend.
But... naked.
I need to quit being a slut. It's to the point that I got my period today and automatically I Believe I Can Fly popped into my head.
Hold on - sidebar. My best friend just threw a 40 pack of condoms through my window.
There's times when I need to be plowed... and I'm ashamed to admit auto correct was able to predict that entire sentence.
First non virgin Sunday. Bursts into flames.
Either im seeing the northern lightgs, someone is having a rave, or im on acid.. Im most likely on acid
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