That's the secret to virgins: blizzards.
Yea went to the bars and he called me 2 hours later with random people saying he is at a place that i don't think exists
ever seen your mom drunk enough to lick your face? i have
To make up for the snow days we missed he's making us write a paper on alcoholism. It's like he knows.
vegan vag taste different. and not a good different
chinese tourists just took a picture of me....im pretty sure i heard the bus drive say something about shame.
just convinced someone I was a virgin. I love when people don't know me.
Today's walk of shame includes last nights hair and make up, an 8 hour shift, me leading a meeting and me throwing up in a parking lot on my way to work. Dear world, you're welcome.
Saw the same Luigi I hooked up with last Halloween. Still in his same Luigi costume and scruff that hurt my face
I was orgasming and dying of laughter at the same time. I think I've found the One.
Btw had an awesome time last night. Found some blood on my shirt and ear but I'll chalk it up to the tequila shots.
why do guys have to express their feelings when they know your seeing someone else ? I fucked him anyways to make him feel better , and to know what he's missing.
Oh also we fucked while one of the old Rudolph movies was playing on tv so it was festive
I blacked out in the cab last night... Cant remember getting in the front door, also i got into bed with my grandma.
She totals her lexus and all she wants is to have crazy wild sex.
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