the only thing he could say in english were 'insert coin here' and 'game over'. i love spanish men.
dude uncooked spaghetti noodles dipped in thousand island dressing is better than it sounds
his extensive knowledge of the age of consent laws kinda scares me....
Just left the frat house in last nights clothes minus my earings, shoes, underware, tequilla cap, and my dignity. If you see me on your way home just hit me
I remember seeing his penis I just dont know exactly what I did with it
I'm having one of my monday morning walk of shame coffees if you care to join.
You don't have anything to lose--we've established that he's not going to murder you and he smells good.
I think that's mostly how we became friends.
Well that, and your desire to put your penis in me.
It's a 'fuck poison control' kind of night.
My dream of watching a live dick sword fight might never be realized now. Currently sobbing, shots to follow
Apparently I taped knives to my hands and made everyone call me wolverine
I bought a mink out of the back of some guy's van on my walk home from the bar yesterday
Just for the record, I did not have sex in your bed. Happy 4th of July.
She was crying and pulled the collar of her shirt up to blot the tears. And then she just kept her head there. And stopped crying. "My boobs are just too amazing for me to cry." her words not mine please help she's still in that position
i have a serious question for you... Why I am i not wearing any pants?
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