The ticket read "Found nude in a tree"
Is masturbating to pics of your ex on Facebook considered cheating?
You are proof that most things are best left unsaid.
Dude just slipped a $20 into the jukebox at that restaurant we were escorted out of last Mardi GRAS. Hope they enjoy Justin Bieber's Baby cause they're gonna hear it 40 fucking times.
He added me on Facebook. I'm pretty sure he got my name from the inside of the bra I had lost in the frat house.
Since when do you have sex with people you have feelings for?
Dude you don't understand. I genuinely felt his soul's penis in my soul's vagina.
at the end of the day, college isnt gonna be for everyone... and some of us are just going to have to learn how to breathe underwater while sucking cock.
If your relationships aren't working out because she doesn't have a penis THEN maybe you should give dudes another go
That ACT prep teacher knew i was hung. I could see it in her eyes.
I LEAVE YOU TWO ALONE FOR 45 MINUTES AND ALL MY WHIPPED CREAM AND CONDOMS ARE GONE
I am on my usual post-jerkoff high of eternal happiness. Like I could punch a fucking tiger.
They put me in room 420 every time and I take bubble baths and smoke in the room and they bring food TO MY BED
Cant leave im designed bacon maker you come here
SHE POOPED THE CONDOM WHOLE
Do you ever go take a shit and end up sitting on the toilet for like 45 minutes wondering what the fuck you're doing with your life?
Everyday my friend, everyday.
Sexual Dilemma - Covid Edition: Flirting with a cute frat boy. The Cougar in me wants to go back to his frat house and fuck his cocky brains out. The adult in me doesn’t want to get Covid and have to quarantine in a frat house for 2 weeks\n
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