another moral hangover. fuck.
The guy in front of me in lecture is using a fifth of smirnoff as a water bottle.
Nevermind, it's not water.
so exactly what does one wear to an abortion clinic?
Everything is fine now . The coast guard said we just can't take the inflatable trampling out past the break way anymore
my knee is completely bruised from kneesliding into the bowling ball. bowling for creativity points was a win
I found out his name. Apparently we sat in the shower together and flooded the bathroom.
The waitress just told me I'm asking alot. So far I've asked for a soul, an angel and carbombs
If you come home soon there's a stripper in the shower. Don't be alarmed
I think it really helped to be hungover at accepted students day. it gave me a good feel for how it would be everyday if I go there.
Now some guy that's in my phone as " Alex lip ring hot" is texting me and I don't where life is taking me
I can't ever look his wife in the eye again. She will see right through my soul to his dick pic.
I had tater tots and weed with a stripper at 4am who compared the size of my boob to her head because fuck you my life rocks
I gave a handjob to the beat of uptown fuck last night
That's actually very serious....I really do think of you whenever is see pizza
I HATE HIM SO MUCH I HOPE HE GETS IN SOME WEIRD ACCIDENT WHICH MAKES IT IMPOSSIBLE FOR HIM TO NUT
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