I want the hot one, scratch that. anyone.
white trash or talent: driving, 1 hand on the wheel, 1 holding a cell phone & talking & smoking without using hands..in an old beater pickup..
Both
i'm touring the leper colony via mapquest street view so we dont have to go there
He's getting better. i'm using GuitarHero to teach him how to finger me. My clit = the red tab.
we ended up doing shots out of those medicine cups..swine flu finally did something good for me
he kept asking me "do you love it? tell me you love it" as I was riding him.
and...?
I told him it was alright.
How dare you send me a picture after midnight that isn't porn. You know the rules.
i woke up in his bed to a "teach your baby to read" infomercial. i pray to GOD that's not a sign
Having a race with the dryer. Seeing who can get drunk/dry clothes faster.
lets just use each other and get past this awkward stage. forget my name.
The only image of you you know is from reflections or pictures. Its 2d. But what other people see is 3d. How do you know that's your real face! MIND.BLOWN.
I had to watch them play Salty Cracker. I have never seen a grown man cry with a boner before
Licking pop rocks off a stranger's washboard abs and kissing strangers young enough to be my kid. Yeah, it was THAT kind of party last night
Sitting in my car feasting on the spoils of Taco Bell as Donna Lewis croons "I love you, always forever." A more perfect moment will never exist.
IT'S FUCKING BABY SEASON ON FACEBOOK. MY VAGINA WANTS TO THROW UP
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