Can someone please explain to me how I got rugburn on my tits?
Just woke up and stopped at the WaWa in Virginia. Had major morning wood and didn't try to hide it when walking around. So many awkward stares.
i just made my gag reflex go away.
Just role played anchorman. And yes, I did take her to pleasure town.
Can we comment on the fact that at five thirty this morning, security woke me up in the hotel lobby, in my underwear, and some random guys winter coat?
I feel like I should I write an apology note to the frat for falling down stairs, passing out on the couch, and chugging the entire bottle of burnetts at semiforml last weekend. Apparently I was the main topic of discussion at their chapter meeting last night.
Went from beach to class to bar all while wearing my swimsuit as pants. Clearly I'm dressed for success.
my self respect just called, its having a good time without me
The best part about passing out on the floor was the fact that when I pissed myself, I didn't piss the bed again.
Sorry blacked out and lost my phone. Judging by the looks of my body I fought a cat and fell into a bush.
I am a 5'4" ball of sexual frustration and vodka. It is that kind of night.
Well, if worst comes to worst, I have pictures of his penis that I can put on the internet
Drank vodka clubs for 6 hours last night. Holy shit just realized that.
Being single again makes you realize how guys can go from licking your asshole one night to never texting you again
Here's a rundown of my night alone. Danced my ass off in the kitchen to FleetmacWood. Drank a little bit. Ordered $40 worth of Chinese food once the drinks kicked in. Picked up said Chinese in dirty sweatpants and slippers. #livinglife
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