Omg just saw this kid I went to elementary school with at the bar and he used to be cool and I was so awkward but now I have boobs so I WIN.
atleast your grandma didn't give you her USED dildo just so you wouldn't have sex.
Every time I find out someone else from high school got pregnant accidentally, I want to declare victory over them.
I fukin lobve the states. Girls here let me fuck them because they like my accent. I may not go back
I can't believe he would be such an ass
Your boobs are way too big for you to be worrying about anything.
Ever had blood in your semen? I am guessing that's a problem.
Operation liquormelon is in full effect. We may die tonight.
Definitely just puked in this corn maze. Families are staring.
Zip lining have a big frozedn drink with 151 rum chippendale pic life is GREAT
Drunk in burger king. Having it our way. Free fries. M&m sundaes.
Please come home, i don't want to feel like basket garbage girl but I'm in your alleyway and not sure how to change that.
just found out that she named her cat after me.
Just made a floating bacon boat for the hot tub. This is what America is all about.
i sent him a picture of his friend's dick and told him he should really stop thinking he's my only option.
Who's phone is in my pants and why did I wake up clutching a handle of vlad?
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