Got a little crazy huh? Happy st pattys day. None of you have any idea where my credit card would be do you? How do i always lose
I left the party when things started to get crazy... and when I say crazy I mean: there was puke on the carpet, Evan was passed out behind a plant, Mary was making out with her ex while her present bf was making out with Nancy. Not to mention that someone fisted the wall. Also - someone is sleeping on your lawn - they might be dead, I didn't check. Later.
I like my sex mixed with concussions.
I had a dream last night, there was a gumball machine that was filled with Oxycontin. I would try to get some but got vitamins instead. I was so frustrated!! woke up angry.
Thats my favorite, when ex girlfriends become XL ex girlfriends
wouldnt it be awesome if walks of shame were like charity walks...you could get sponsors and shit and donate money to curing STDs or cancer
as we were driving back from the frat house he pulled down his pants and convinced me his penis "wanted some air"
I'm hoping you can explain why I woke up with what I believe is pumpkin pie all over my body
I cant believe she fell for the mistletoe belt AGAIN.
My dick was out way too much saturday not to get laid
How external is "for external use only"?
Why am I the only one golf clapping for the vomiting girl on the train who just fell of her seat into her own vomit
I woke up and found piles of popcorn in a trail around my house, ending at a laundry basket full of pillows. What were we trying to catch last night?
That's a really terrible idea.
Awesome I'm gonna do it then, thanks for the input
What do you do when you legitimately find a hidden sex dungeon in your parents basement next to your bedroom!!?
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