I have no idea what her name is. I only remember putting my dick between her ass cheeks.
she was so ugly that the sight of her made me shiver and then i had to play it off like a draft blew by that only i felt.
you used progresso chicken soup as a mixer last night
I don't think so, think I've only met him once, the night I lost my teeth
We'll both be dead in approximately 72-96 hours, with you bringing your liver out of retirement again, Favre.
Then you screamed "fuck her like shes not your sister tonight" at the people walking down the road.
We were talking about threesomes when she went to say who she would have as her third. She did not get to finish her sentence because her bf already said my name.My sheer presence destroys relationships.
I couldn't figure out her damn button fly jeans... IM NOT A FUCKING ENGINEER
It's been hot as balls outside. It's like getting tea bagged by the Sun.
He had bigger boobs than me last night and we both weren't wearing a bra so it was a fair judgement
Youll thank me when youre dead an dont have a cat eating your face
List 10 things your GF won't do for you, and we can work through that list.
You're an idiot. I have LIVED as a cautionary tale of what happens when you drink too much and stick your dick in crazy, HAVE YOU LEARNED NOTHING?
I shaved my pussy for you. If you complain about a single hair that I missed again, you will be greeted by a bush the next time you go down on me and i will MAKE YOU KEEP GOING
Holding your hair back while you puked wasn't a choice. I was handcuffed to you.
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