Soap is not a condiment
I just sneezed cum. He better have a damn good day at work.
As long as you don't die I'm in full support of your drinking decisions
I need a hobby that doesnt involve alcohol and my tv
I let a naked juice spill down my leg for like 30 minutes bc i thought i was hallucinating that my leg was cold.
He won't sleep with me again until I commit...
Run. There is other dick in the sea, less clingy dick.
she fascinated with the iron the back of the toilet seat. she made me sit in the bathroom with her for a solid 10 minutes while she just stared and laughed at it
You chest bumped everyone we walked by on the way home... Even girls
i made sure not to drool on your bed by putting my hoodie on backwards and swaddling my face in the hood
(This is the second time ive been high enough to decide to run for office)
It was awful. He had a wife
And now you've had a year of virgin penance. Absolve yourself.
I did cocaine off my boobs last night. Then I wrote two essays and went on a run. Go me
If it makes you feel any better they literally are drinking alcohol out of a toilet. They are serving drinks out of a nasty ass toilet...!
I don't think you understand...I'm really good at getting drunk
I slept with six men with different nationalities this week. Who says I'm not a woman of culture?
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