i take joy in having bigger boobs than others
Yeah, you spent an hour in front of the mirror trying to reenact the Sailor Moon theme song.
it looked like a condom graveyard when i woke up. they were everywhere
my new ipod has external speakers and a video camera...all i can think about is how much more convenient it would be for me to make a pretty decent sex tape
bottle of wine in one hand cigar in the other. 5 am. topless on our fire escape. and she cleaned our bathroom... i like his new girlfriend.
Got in a bar fight defending Prince. Thought you ought to know. He gets his dick sucked cooking eggs for breakfast.
I just want to curl up with him and brush his hair and sing love songs together, I think you should come over and end this
we used the fire extinguisher you had been cuddling with to decorate the cop car while they were inside arresting everyone
WE'RE FINALLY ADMITTING THAT WE DESPERATELY WANT TO SCREW EACH OTHER. THIS IS WHAT PROGRESS FEELS
PLEASE. I won't throw up on the floor this time. Or fuck in the bathroom. Or dance on the pool table. So PLEASE.
AT THIS RATE YOU WILL HAVE FUCKED MORE OF MY CLOSE FRIENDS THAN I HAVE PEOPLE PERIOD BY VALENTINE'S DAY.
Got 3360 Shoppers points for buying Plan B. I guess this all worked out for the best.
That jawline could fucking have its way with me.
Did that sound smart? Cuz beneath the boozy exterior beats the heart of a fucking scientist.
I saw that he had a tattoo of a map of New Jersey on his arm, so i slowed down to like 20mph and pushed him out of the car
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