So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
am i morally bankrupt?
no. its just the recession
So he says "lean over this" which is a chain across the doorway, held into the wall with bolts. I do. Then he puts his weight on top of me to try and get it in.
It breaks. We fall.
I now have a broken nose, a concussion, and an infected, split lip. Why do I have the worst luck in guys?
why do all the strippers look like they came from fraggle rock
We always say that. And then its 4am and someone is screaming at strippers.
don't let me wipe my vag with a dirty leaf outside of mcdonalds ever again.
I just want to go to their admissions office and show them the video of him taking the flaming shot, and be like yeah...you let in the kid who lit his entire face on fire over me.
Woke up w/ the same freshman as last Saturday but we were sober this time. Is that a relationship?
Yelling back at the people on Jerry springer through the TV, and eventually punching it. Failure of a night.
I disagree, if your last name is Weiner then the sending of dick pics should be mandatory. I'd give him a pass.
Your final is gonna be as easy for you as getting into straight girls' pants is for me.
So after we found out he wasnt throwing up blood in was just hawaiian punch and we all failed breathalyzers the cop drove us around like a taxi and brought us back to the apartment
i dunno but you just looked at him said "youre making me really wet" and straight pissed your pants
The air I exhale reeks of whiskey and bad decisions
There's so many drinking games in the Olympics.
you missed out this chick was licking her paddle
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