Never fear I pulled out... she had "lies about taking birth control" written all over her
sometimes you have to go after what you want
true. and i really want to cum
If she's telling you consent laws theres probably a reason
He went into the alley to piss and came back a minute later with a case of Bud Select. I'm speechless.
Thanks in advance for a great weekend. Sorry your roommates are going to hate you after I leave. They need to loosen up anyways.
Just had lapdance from stripper that had her 5th kid 28 hours earlier. A for work ethic.
I vaguely remember chanting "USA" at the pool when we were talking to the Frenchies.
We were pointing at fat people and chanting USA.
The intern claims someone glued plastic eyeballs to his penis last night. He going to show everyone in the conference room at 3pm. There is a $5 cover charge.
It hits you later. Like when you wake up on the floor under a puzzle later.
I barely remember the girls that I got pregnant, you think I'm gunna remember the ones that played handball
to drive Frat boys away, one just needs to cat-call at them. It makes their masculinity weaker, and yours stronger.
Saw the same Luigi I hooked up with last Halloween. Still in his same Luigi costume and scruff that hurt my face
So... I may have accidentally just sat on a strip of a home waxing kit.. naked... Assistance is definitely needed....
They're letting me in by good graces, I can't show up with a fist full of dildos
If my emotions are below a 3 or above a 7, I'm crying
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