she's like bobby knight all she does is scream and point
that's the last time we turn jepordy into a drinking game.
It was like some kind of slut recycling operation. She gave me the shirt of the last guy she slept with in exchabge for mine so I didn't have to wear the same thing to work. She's been doing it for years
was just hit on by a homeless lesbian. forever alone.
for future reference: even when 4 loko is flat it still fucks you up. im near a tree. come find me.
The neighborhood kids rang the doorbell in the middle of my first bong rip to ask if they could use my trampoline for the thirtieth time today...I opened the door and pretended to puke up a shitload of smoke, I have never seen a more terrified group of children
Is it uncouth to have a themed intervention? I know how much you like Star Wars.
Well for number 40 i would prefer to at least like the guy attached to the dick
Yo plow her in the living room were all outside tommy wants to see
I tried to stop that, but then I pulled the leaves out of my panties and went to sleep.
so i ran into nick. i may be more gay than anticipated
May or may not have just put tequila in my special "kids+" orange juice fortified with vitamins a, b, c, d, e, and now t.
I just had to break into my old house and steal my sex tape. Good times. How have you been?
I tried to have a quickie with him at the company happy hour. I think I need to quit my job.
Woke up snuggling with a large wooden rhino that I stole last night...obviously, we had fun.
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