Kelly went into her room with Dave, but is moaning Tommy...
Don't go all Obama on me. George Bush this decision and just do it. Thinking's for the morning after
He is like that thing on the menu you would eat because nothing else looks remotely edible.
Real housewives of new joisy starts MONDAY. Skype session after? Virtual slap the bag?
Apparently senior citizens don't like that position
I can't talk to her. I know entirely too much about her genitals to hold a conversation without mentioning them.
He said it. He actually said "yes it's in".
Body paints and jello. Your canvas awaits
Another sexterpiece awaits
I'd say it's his fault for never running us through proper protocol for "catching your RA in the middle of him banging some girl"
Good god you suck at this wake up call. Seriously. If I can, after consuming enough vodka to subdue a russian soldier, muster up enough motivation to call you in the morning and send you naked pictures the least you could do is pick up.
So i stood up out of the sunroof while he gave me oral. Car was still moving. Exactly how illegal is that?
I have an ideal penis or slightly above ideal penis in every country that isn't ruined by the specter of communism
Got baptized for New Years. In champagne and cheap vodka.
Fuck. I did it again. I plugged in my toaster and walked away thinking it needed to preheat. I am dumb.
I'm the one who said we should take things slow. I'm also the one who forced him into the back on my car so we could have sex.
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