Courtney? Is that you? I have pictures of this very same night.
i woke up this morning to a slap on the ass and jake saying "you should let me put it in your ass now" i need out of this relationship.
for sure. did you let him do it?
thats not the point.
What happened last night?
You soiled yourself again and told everybody that you'd given birth.
By getting ready I mean putting baby powder in my hair and possibly changing my pajamas to another pair of pajamas
well, it ended with me crying outside the strip club saying i don't want to be 21 anymoree. i'd say it was a great 21st birthday.
i want to major in coloring with an emphasis on crayons.
so finals studying is going well?
Just grabbed my laptop and a beer to take a shit. Mom gave me a look of disgust. I miss college.
I came home to the cats covered in paint and he was asleep in the tub with a firefighters hat on.
Yeah got a self inflicted broken nose.
I won't go into too much detail about this but you should probably wash your sheets. In bleach. Or just burn them. Thanks for letting me sleep in your bed bro. Enjoy scotland.
ugh he was not leaving in the morning so i tried to scare him by crying and saying i wasnt ready to lose my virginity.
You were fucked up like a footballbat trying to eat gum off your shoe. And that wasn't even the nights lowest point.
I hooked up with a 20 year old last night. I feel like a hocus pocus witch that sucked life from a child.
I'm imaging you naked, covered in butter. And I gotta say, I'm not impressed.
Well I accidentally flashed a 76 year old woman, i'm in a house full of republicans and Im almost drunk enough to give the gay rights speech so i'd say this wedding reception is going great
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