can we get nightvision for the apartment?
i was so high i thought his mole came off and was flying around
Skanksgiving break is awesome already... pilgrim and indian roleplay tonight.
On your way out, lock the front door. And by lock the front door, I mean find the door handle, reattach it, and then lock it.
i yelled out "tuesday" during orgasim. he fucked me into 2 days from now.
Well today was Thanksgiving Anti-Miracle Daydrinkathon so I had to be drunk by 2pm
I don't know. I was also picked up by the doormen and held over the bar so I could do an upside down shot out of a bartenders tits.
I've given up for the day already. I just wanna eat cheesecake and hide from her.
When you wake up so hungover that you don't even wanna cough for fear of vomiting... It's not gunna be a good day.
At one point, he came in to give her a pep talk, and then after he left, she just kept whispering his name into the toilet between heaves.
If you go to Tinseltown tonight. First bathroom on the left, second stall. Avoid. It's still coming to terms with what I did to it.
some kid lit a j in the bar tonight. i was in awe of both his boldness and the severe beatdown he received moments later
I got a 5 dollar bill, 1 condom, and no alcohol. I get payed on Thursday. Let's do this shit.
If anybody had to puke on my shoes, I'm glad it was you.
I threw my shoes out of frustration and walked home barefoot... can you help me find my shoes in the morning
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