i realized boys travel in groups of 3's and girls travel in 4's..thats why it gets so tricky
like hot dogs and buns.
The saltiness of my tears mix perfectly with the tequila.
you were passed out snoring, face down with all your clothes still on and 20 minutes later you sat up and said "FUCK YES" and then passed out again.
just went to my meeting with last nights make up still on, not wearing a bra, and the 14 shot tallies still on my wrist.. My advisor's questions should be answered as to why I'm not in my major yet.
Escorted a stripper to her car last night,and all I got was a "Thanks" and "Go Steelers."
In all fairness I didnt see your dick because it was already in her
I needed to do something spontaneous, and since no one had coke this was the next best thing.
DR UNK TOWN USA
TEAM USA GO AMERICA
His grandpa picked him up. Brought him to the house. And made him clean the puke off the driveway with a broom and a bucket of water.
Hooked up with a straight guy while dressed as a man. I'm unstoppable.
P.s. I loved that your balls smelled like coconut
Is it too far to say to someone "you're useless for everything besides sex"
I had to google some of the kinky sex shit she was telling me she was into.
If that is not a reason to propose to her then I don't know what is
Your face; I've seen enough of it for today. Go away now please.
A bitchslap is in order.
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