I think the sex offender registry is kind of a VIP list. You get to not live near noisy schools and parks and all your neighbors get to know you.
It usually only happens when Im really excited. Normally not that fast. You still enjoy it?
Get here now. This is going to be possibly my most dangerous idea ever, and I'm the guy who challenged a hobo to a breakdance fight.
he seriously made his penis a facebook.
Look dude, you cant keep blaming everything on the new years party. Its february...
Hey. Whatever time u wake up let me know Ur alive. I need my vegas partner... I don't think they let u take corpses on a plane.
Drinking vodka straight out of a beer bottle because I don't want to be judged. Not my best idea and not my worst.
i just want to attach a dildo to the ceiling and ride it like a gay spiderman.
Its raining shots and i keep catching them in my mouth like you with dicks shits crazy
I have a sixth sense for dads free balling in gym shorts
Definitely got a blow job in Charles Schwab's bed last night.
I love my job.
I swear to fucking god if he takes away netflix I will have no problem sending his gf our sex videos
I just gave them my two week notice. Now is the perfect time to fuck my boss's son
So, were you planning on telling me you left your panties in my glovebox??
ah lol cocaine is strange when I dose I feel like an elephant running through a grocery store
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