OMg patrick swayze is the sexuest man he is killing me I'm gonna get dehydrated if I don't stop looking at him
i'm gonna start putting 34DD under other qualifications on my bartender applications and see if that helps
you went into starbucks asked for a mocha "on the rocks"
I love Welcome Back Week...No I wont accept your god but i will accept that hot dog
It seems to me that once you begin comparing Jesus to hercules and calling him a super pimp you should put the wine away...
does the girl puking in my garbage belong to you?
He was having Sex and you yelled 'hot and dangerous!" and he responded with "if you're one of us then roll with us!" when he went to he bathroom I saw her getting dressed, looking mortified.
Just had an hour long talk with a woman, turns out she's the mom of the guy i lost my virginity to. Even better his dog was also present.. Meeting the family at its best?
He has an accent when he types. I can *hear* the schnitzel. Especially when he's drunk.
Omg last night I was giving shots out like I was the Willy Wonka of the alcohol world.
I say this out of love and friendship. Eat ice cream not the d.
He was like the most intimidating looking guy you've seen in your life except he was really shittily doing the two step
he was like tryna hang and chat and I was like dude there's an iguana in this room
when you wake up naked in a bed with glowsticks, a rolled ankle, a hangover, and a condom; alone. you wonder shit
I get so sad when I watch him slowly destroy his life with whiskey and cocaine. Then he bites my neck and I just want to fuck him. I can't help it.
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