I was wasted and lost so I called the cops and asked for directions. It seemed logical at the time
everyone has their kryptonite. mine just happens to be 18 year old blonde girls.
there's chicken and sequins in our bathroom sink. part of me almost wants to know what happened
My rats are drinking wine. I am drinking with rats. God i am so alone.
i will see naked twins by the end of the night. that's all i know
And yes, in case u were wondering a 25 year old high school agriculture teacher did just hit on me At Walmart bc of my pinata
I feel like I was just dunked in a tub of beer and then thrown in a giant dryer with rocks in it.
Found myself carrying 2 bottles of .89 euro wine about half a mile to where im staying. and someone stopped me and spoke to english. apparently, i reek of drunk american.
This is amazing. I can pinpoint the window in time that you lost all sanity.
I forgot to tell you, the medics put you in a wheel chair. ( I kept telling you to cat daddy) oh you also gave everyone high fives for speaking English.
No. I just want to cuddle and talk about our feeling. Of course this a booty call.
What can i say, i'm an artist. I think deep thoughts. In between the homoerotica and pterodactyl noises
Terrible hangover + phoenix airport + pizza hut....I think I might have entered one of the levels of hell.
Things are coming back to me in chunks. I vaguely remember signing a shirt that said 'I enjoy vagina'
I AM SO PROUD OF YOU
After a beer I realize now I may have shared too much about my obsession with ghosts with my therapist this morning.
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